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Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013
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Tailor

A beautiful red head girl. Firey and fierce. Short but that doesn't stop her. One who is not afraid to state what she believes. Is highly outgoing and gets along with most. Absolutely crazy but that's okay you should love her anyways. She is loyal & loves only one. Talks way too much, loves the phone. Especially late night conversations. Very self conscious and wouldn't mind being called beautiful every once in awhile. Loves hanging out with all her friends and always stays in touch though she often has to move to different places. All around amazing person who anyone would be honored to know. If you ever meet a Tailor, keep her, she's one of a kind.
Guy 1: "Dude you seen Tailor?"
Guy 2: "Hell yah, that fucken hot chick?"
Guy 1: "Yah. Dayumnnn she fine."
Guy 2: "Yah? Well fuck you she's mine."
Guy 1: "Chyll, Ima get me one of those."
Guy 2: "Yah good luck finding another like her."
by taiem July 6, 2009
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tailored

1. getting your penis sucked while standing
Robert got tailored last weekend. (other uses include "Tailor me bitch. I need to be tailored. She was tailoring me last night when...")
by steve o 1 October 16, 2006
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taking him to the tailor

The act of getting someone in trouble with the police, a supervisor, boss, etc...(Hence having them hemmed up).

The act of violence towards another after sizing them up.
John- that dude got snitched on for slinging now he's all hemmed up. Phil- yeah now them fuckers are taking him to the tailor.

Bill- look at Jim sizing up Paul, he's probably thinking about taking him to the tailor.

Jenny- poor Kenny, look at them cops slipping the cuffs on him, they are taking him straight to the tailor.
by lolababy409 August 30, 2010
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tailor allen dow

a fuck boi with a small penis and only lasts 7 seconds in bed also a major dick
garrett: did you hear tailor allen dow had sex with dayton!?
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi
by pscribbles May 14, 2015
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talour

A person who is sassy and doesn't care what people say. She has her own path and she is going to follow it. Everyone knows her as the sassy one
Girl thought she coyld beat talour but got sassied out.
by Bree💯💯 January 16, 2018
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Taimour

The most big hearted, caring and loving soul on earth. You can rely on him no matter what! extremely funny and good looking!
Taimour is a cutie pie
by Taimour November 22, 2021
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