Alaskan Hidden TriForce

You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"

Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"

by LIEsasquatch November 2, 2010

EPIC TRIFORCE

Much more powerful than the Triforce, the EPIC TRIFORCE was forged from fragments of the original Triforce in the confines of /b/.

EPIC TRIFORCE is so powerful, that only those with aged knowledge know how to use it. If an inexperienced one attempts to EPIC TRIFORCE, he or she will fail miserably, causing those around him or her to go into a berserk rage until they either flee or die.

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EPIC TRIFORCE

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INEXPERIENCED

by Siglemic's Stalker August 31, 2009

tafford

medieval slang word for "moron", "idiot", and so on. was used in the high Middle Ages.

Medieval Guard A: "we should put a guard on the outside of the palace to prevent thieves from stealing things from it."

Medieval Guard B: "why would we want to put guards on the outside, when what we care about is on the inside??"

Medieval Guard A: "so we can prevent them from coming on the inside, you tafford."

by seven_eleven February 8, 2010

Triforce

1. (noun) The gold relic (or power) left by the 3 goddesses in the epic video games series The Legend of Zelda by Shigeru Miyamoto consisting of the powers of Strength (or Power), Courage, and Wisdom.
2. (verb) To arrange three triangles to make a bigger triangle (triforcing).
3. (verb) To succeed at being completely epic.

1. (Sages) By some practicle joke of the gods, Gannondorf had stolen and still possesses the Triforce of Power.
(Link) Wait, so I was born with this power inside my hand but Ganon somehow managed to steal a Triforce? What Did he chop someone's hand off and surgically implant it?
(Midna) That WOULD explain why he's green...
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(God) THOU CANST HAST FAIL!
(newfag) NOOOO!
3. Chuck Norris IS the Triforce of power, BIZATCH!

by TabGuy August 2, 2010

tailor

sometimes loud and very outgoing girl you cant get enuogh of

she talks like shes a tailor

by tealee August 24, 2008

Tailor Made

A man who is willing to give up his manliness/ or be emasculated in order to pursue a girl he is in love with. The name originates from the popular reality T.V series "I love new York" Season 2. Whose winner (Tailor Made) was the definition a class "A" pussy who enjoyed being willingly controlled by the woman we have come to know as "New York"

Dude I think ill just stay at home with my girl tonite, she doesnt like me going out all the time.

Stop being such a Tailor Made

by Beastman5489 March 21, 2008

Tailor

A normally cute girl who's weird and not afraid to admit it. She has only a few friends due to the fact that she doesn't like many people. She's a great dancer and loves to show it off. A Tailor usually hates the color pink and doesn't understand why the color even exists because it's completely horrible in her opinion. Reading is one of the many things a Tailor enjoys doing in her free time. She is a great artist but never talks about it. A Tailor has an extremely hard time with boys and does know how to accept a complement.

"That girl is beautiful!"
"Yeah, but don't tell her that. She's a Tailor"

by perpetrator the great February 28, 2016