Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Tabasco Tornado

When you put Tabasco sauce in a girl's butt-hole, then make her do a hand-stand.

"My asshole burns so bad".

"Why?"

"Ronnie made me do a Tabasco Tornado".

"Dang".

by HellraiserMcGee April 13, 2011

tabasco balls

when you put tabasco on your balls then put them in a girls gaping mouth

my girlfriend loves me now
why?
because i combined her favorite sauce and tea bagging
what do you call this glorious invention?
tabasco balls

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

sexual tabasco

Tabasco originally means a Mexican sauce that is used in very less quantity . Sexual tabasco mainly refers to an ingredient/person that shall bring novelty and spice to the intercourse.

With you , her and me acting as a sexual tabasco . We shall have a night to remember.

by CraveforChaos February 20, 2017

Tabasco Break up

Putting Tabsco sauce all over the exterior of a condum and having sex with your girlfriend, right before you break up.

Guy: "That bitch cheated on me"

Friend: " What did you do?"

Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up"

by KMobley December 28, 2009

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tabasco Slingshot

The sexual act of using a glue stick and pouring Tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his asshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to "sling" it into his asshole

Guy #1: Dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the Tabasco Slingshot. She can't sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.

Guy #2: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!?!?!?

by Michal :3 December 16, 2010