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Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011
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Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things

Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.
Selected Annoyances:

-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.

-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.

- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.

- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.

- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.

Just to name a few...
by Anonomously Anonomous September 14, 2005
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don't you sweat a button

Idiom to not worry about something. Literally comes from the desire that someone not secrete a button about the problem, because that would be really painful.
Hey, I'll take care of updating all the paperwork. Don't you sweat a button.
by Phronesis May 18, 2016
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wouldn’t you like to know?

A way of coyly flirting with someone. Yu can impress them with your secret knowledge
Guy: “I’m pretty good with my hands”
Girl: “Are you?”

Guy: “Well, wouldn’t you like to know? ;)”
by Lavynia January 15, 2018
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Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.
Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009
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why don't you

A generalized comeback when someone suggests for you to do something. Especially when said something is:
a) obvious
b) your job but you'd rather it not be

Most effectively used when your friend is right but you don't want to give them the gratification of admitting as much.
Friend1: "I really like this girl but I don't know what to do."
Friend2: "Why don't you just ask her out?"
Friend1: "Why don't you?"
by Jon4321232 January 4, 2009
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You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you

A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.

Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.

"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)
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