Pee Turreting

When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere
Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal

Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.
by SamoJamo April 09, 2021
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Reflexes Turrets

A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.
Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"

Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."
by Strongbad1441 February 25, 2008
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Turret Camper

A person who sits inside of a turret in Planetside (or another game) and TKs his teammates.
Wake is a gigantic douchebag because all he ever does is be a Turret Camper and wank it to Wendy's chili ads.
by Not Slot February 26, 2008
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Bitch Turrets

When a woman can not control her mouth in relation to her emotions.
My wife developed Bitch Turrets when she found out I was banging her sister.
by The MobDeschool April 15, 2009
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Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.
Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.
by CPO BOATS March 08, 2010
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texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.
He brings out my texting turrets.
by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011
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butt-turrets

A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.
He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.
by Boo-boo Kitty Fuck December 21, 2009
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