Turkey 

A person who talks back and is snappy with it's answers just like a turkey would be.

Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me

Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey

Turkey by Chubby bunny 69 February 17, 2015

Turkey 

Its Worse Then Goin Ham.

Goin Turkey Is One Up From Goin ham.
Its A Jokingly Way To Say Goin Ham

Guy1:Damn, He Went Ham on Her Ass
Guy2: Na Slim, He Went Turkey. Hahaha

Turkey by ShawtyMclovin August 8, 2011

Turkey 

A very spoiled dog born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Generally sleeps in the master bed, eats the best food and treats.

Dog: "Oh mothver, I'm sick of it!! Fathver's a dead beat asshole!"

The wife: " I know, Turkey we'll rid of him here soon!"

Turkey by Johndoe5 December 27, 2015

turkey 

slang for BIC lighter

Hand me that turkey baby.

turkey by VDanger May 4, 2011

turkey 

(n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy fool
OR
a tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.
See jive turkey

That honkey is one straight-up jive turkey!

turkey by Jam Master J November 24, 2005

turkey 

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

turkey by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

turkey 

3 blow jobs in one night

Ya, I gave him a bj, he came three times, it's like a turkey in bowling
Gobble, gobble

turkey by Pussykatturkey October 21, 2010