turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.

my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds

by xXPussySlayer4206969Xx April 6, 2018

turboslut

Freak with whom you can go from 0 to fucking in under 12 seconds.

Let's go pick up a couple of turbosluts!

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

turbo bowl

A bowl packed with excess weed after rolling a blunt or joint which can quickly be smoked afterwards

"Hey, pack up that turbo bowl when you're done rolling."

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bong

by pinkispink January 19, 2016

Turbo Boost

Using a liquor-soaked tampon and plugging it into your anus to accelerate your drinking buzz.

Neil was late to the party so he did a Turbo Boost to catch up with everyone.

by Jeph Johnson August 19, 2008

ease up turbo

Telling a person to calm down for any particular reason. They could be getting angry, excited, horny etc.

(Calling them turbo implies they are getting "revved up" like a turbo charger in an engine.)

Friend: MAN I am going to KILL THAT ASSHOLE who cut me off in traffic!!!!

You: Ease up turbo, its just the roids talkin'!
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You: Yo dude you hungry? Want me to get you something from the store?

Friend: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

You: Ease up turbo I've only got 10 bucks!

by DirtyFranK85 May 26, 2011

Jack Russell Turbo

Term used to describe the sudden, unexpected behavior of a Jack Russell Terrier. Without notice or provocation, they streak about the house as if on a race track. Often noted to stop as unexpectedly as it started.

Otis and Kira were a blur as they ran from the kitchen to the living room and back again on the invisible race track only they could see. Jack Russell Turbo needs not be defined once it has been witnessed.

by kdez February 12, 2010

Turbomacking

The act of rapidly flirting with various women
while slightly intoxicated.

"Woah Jay look at Eric turbomacking dem hoes."

by turbomacker33 December 9, 2008