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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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hotel transylvania

A clandestine gathering place for mythical creatures, where Count Dracula moonlights as the concierge. Often used metaphorically to describe any situation that turns unexpectedly supernatural or chaotic.
Person 1: "I thought the office meeting would be normal, but it turned into a total Hotel Transylvania when Bob accidentally turned into a werewolf during his presentation."
Person 2: "Classic Bob, always bringing a touch of the supernatural to corporate life."
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)
1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019
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