Tinky Winkn' is when the temperature is 50 degrees or lower
outside on a consistant basis and your
hotdog be turtlin all the
time, so you act accordingly.
Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my superficial outward authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at
work!"
D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been
gay this whole time!"