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The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie
Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children
by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019
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The Only One I Know

The only one I know
Has come to take me away
The only one I know
Is mine when she stitches me
The only one I see
Has found and aching in me
The only one I see
Has turned her tongue into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
The only one I know
Never cries, never opens her eyes
The only one I know
Wide awake and then she's away
The only one I see
Is mine when she walks down our street
The only one I see
Has carved her way into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
by Death Menace February 4, 2023
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The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner

The motivational term used by the badass Navy Seals.
Whats the motto of the United States Navy Seals private? "sir the motto for the United States Navy Seals is The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner sir!!!
by Future service member November 3, 2017
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the only girl trombonist

the most kick-ass girl in band. deals with all the crap given by testosterone filled section, but all in all loves the guys who combined with her make the best section ever.
guy 1: wow shes so...so....
guy 2: she's the only girl trombonist
guy 1: oh..
by me90119 January 1, 2012
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The only cool among us groupchat

Contains me Ryan Zak jack Tom Cameron and some other cool kids and Freddie
by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
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The only winning move

The only winning move is not to play. Used in lose-lose scenarios
Streator: This troll just commented on my post. How should I respond?
Sylvia: Use the only winning move
by AllFallsToDust September 4, 2022
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the only gay in the village

Normally a millionaire, spotted regularly in Tenerife wearing very loud shirts, spending time and money on his bitches. Buying flowers for Irish girls is his speciality, also been known to travel while intoxicated.
by Juhkjhg March 30, 2020
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