Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024