The Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky thumb is used to plug gaping holes in jugular veins of Kentucky people after a firearm detonation.

My .50Cal blew up and I had to use The Kentucky Thumb to keep me alive on the way to the hospital.

by Dorkydog May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb is a sex position in which you stick your thumb in your partner's ass and/or vagina while she's cumming. God may disapprove, but Mat will be happy.

*Wife comes home.* Wife:"Can we try something new?" Husband:"Howabout the kentucky thumb?" Wife:"What's that?" Husband:"You'll see."

by GodIsDead123ABC May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Thumb

When you have life ending bleed and you stop it with your thumb while you wait for EMS

Coined due to Kentuky ballistics 50 bmg exploding and having to stick his thumb into his neck to stop the bleeding and ultimately saved his life

Just give it The Kentucky Thumb Before you bleed out

by Mob1leN1nja May 20, 2021

the blair thumb

The GREATEST movie ever! main characters are: jish, stressie, & vic. it makes fun of the blair witch movie!

maybe it was a deer!

by jish9321 April 13, 2004

The Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb so far up you significant others vaginal cavity they will no longer have a menstrual cycle for a minimum of 6 months

Friend:Hey I heard you gave the Mrs. The Kentucky Thumb

Response:Yeah we'll be good for half a year

by The Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021

thumb the urchin

To use the thumb on a woman's clit long enough to expose the hard clit from beneath it's sheath.

"Dude, how did it go last night? Did you get her off?"
"Yeah, I had to thumb the urchin for a while, but eventually that little bastard came out to play"

by BRamos May 16, 2007

the big thumb

A euphemism for describing the relative strength of an individual Stumbler's review. Akin to "juiice."

If I can get "the big thumb" recommendation on this site, I will increase my traffic proportionately.

by Alan Ellertson March 5, 2008