presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.
It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.
by SuckABallYall January 14, 2017
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Presidential smile

The act of smiling at someone when they have just said something hateful to you, so as to show that the statement has not had the desired effect and you have not displayed the emotion that they hoped to elicit from you.
Domenica tries to hurt Shane by making critical statements of him.

Shane puts on presidential smile and does not respond to criticism.

Domenica returns look with confused facial expression.
by flightyzeus June 09, 2013
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Presidentially Screwed

Similar to royally screwed, when one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears impossible to change.

Presidentially screwed is much worse.
by Dr Neurohacker December 21, 2013
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Presidential assault

The definition of when grandma's being a fat wanker and not giving you money.
That presidential assault won't give me money!
by Race car October 20, 2019
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Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.
Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama
by deejaybeekay August 07, 2012
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Presidential Tint

The darkest tint you can have on a car's windows.
Most cars that have it are ridin dirty. So if you have it, cops will give you tickets to harass you.
You know I ride with that Presidential Tint... but I ride clean, busta.
by Afr0Man77 October 06, 2006
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presidential toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do
Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!
by LostMyBiscuits April 25, 2018
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