Charles The Based

Some "Lad" from 4th Jebendia who is 20 years old and works in a cantina in Uruguay, is in love with Bacon Boi and the rest of the Jebendese mod team!

(FadeD) Hey have you seen Charles The Based?
(HotDogMom) Yeah, he was jerking off to Furry Porn and offered me a blow job so I said nah now he's alone, jerking off.

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021

Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)

CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN

by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013

The Ray Charles

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.

Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.

by Luke February 18, 2005

King Charles The III

someone who sucks your big, fat, ginormous, horizontally challenged, balls

Lucas is a real King Charles The III

by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022

The Ray Charles

The sexual act of having your mate paper cut the penos hole just prior to ejaculation.

Duuuude, I was just about to jizz and Lucy gave me The Ray Charles. It hirt so good.

by JakeThePlumber November 1, 2017

The Dirty Charles

When a girl sucks your dick and you tell her you’re going to nut in her mouth but you secretly aim for her nostrils, filling them with your sticky baby batter.

“Yeah, this girl I met on Tinder came back to my place last night. She gave me a BJ and I totally pulled The Dirty Charles on her.”

by HighwayPirate August 17, 2024