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Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.
Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
by duckfromyork August 21, 2010
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crotch crippler

When a Male is getting rode by a BBW and she begins to chicken wing ride that D and your pelvic region becomes shattered and or displaced/dislodged. Which would make her a Crotch Crippler.
Man with this BBW and she tried to "crotch crippler" me man but I wasn't getting on bottom
by Tyrone Lee yokishima March 8, 2019
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swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.
I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.
by Biglig April 10, 2016
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Crippler Crossface

The move that killed Daniel Benoit!
OMG Chris Benoit killed Daniel Benoit with the crippler crossface
by Jack Lewis September 16, 2007
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Slip her a crippler

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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