To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.
The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.
Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.
The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.
Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.
Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.
by JonnyPye November 13, 2009
Get the Walking the Brain mug.(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
by S. Bruno May 14, 2008
Get the dump on the brain mug.It's when you grab the skin between your hanging balls and your cock and then tighten your grip all the way up to your balls forcing them to really stick out, this makes your sac look veiny and bumpy like the top of a brain.
I asked my girl to examine a spot in my testes, when she came in for a closer look, I tightened up my grip and hit her in the eye with the brainer.
by allen powell January 16, 2006
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Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."
Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."
by Robwhite March 7, 2009
Get the Dick on the brain mug.To pull only the ball sack out of the zipper, leaving the penis inside the pants, so the result looks like a brain hanging there.
Dan got stoned and walked around the party hanging the brain again. For a while, nobody noticed ... until he walked over to the girls sitting on the couch and they started screaming.
"Holy shit! Does Joe have his ballsack out?"
"Yeah, he always hangs the brain when he's shitfaced."
Emily, the Bennigan's door whore found out the waiters sometimes walked around hanging the brain under their aprons, so she often pulled them up when they walked by carrying food.
The waiters at Bennigan's hang the brain under their aprons when they are having a crappy tip night. There is nothing like having your balls out just a few inches from a guest's face to keep you smiling and laughing.
"Holy shit! Does Joe have his ballsack out?"
"Yeah, he always hangs the brain when he's shitfaced."
Emily, the Bennigan's door whore found out the waiters sometimes walked around hanging the brain under their aprons, so she often pulled them up when they walked by carrying food.
The waiters at Bennigan's hang the brain under their aprons when they are having a crappy tip night. There is nothing like having your balls out just a few inches from a guest's face to keep you smiling and laughing.
by mandymoshottimus March 27, 2015
Get the hanging the brain mug.When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.
Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.
by Mansnake November 6, 2006
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If all of the child molesters in the world had a bullet in the brain, they would not be able to continue to hump their sisters/daughters/neices. If all of the rats in the world had a bullet put into their brain, there wouldn't be anymore rats.
by OldSchoolStillCool December 17, 2008
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