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The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019
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The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.
Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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The bachelorette

Another show they should film in the bacholerette's mother's house instead of at parties, socializing, in dresses, and so on, just to separate image/illusion from reality, and show people that regardless of sex or even whether the bacholerette is marrying a guy or a girl, people live uninteresting lives in their 20s and 30s when there no cameras, spotlights, or scenes to be up front of.
The audience was listening to the bachelorette's mother make fun of her on TV and suddenly they didn't see what all the fuss was about with this TV show, even the guys didn't. The bachelorette was just a big 2 year old to her mother, except less interesting to everyone else than people are when they really are 2.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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The Bach

Famous Youtuber Daydrian Hardings way to say hibachi.
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Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.
by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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