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Mathematical Asylum

When people apply to become permanent residents or citizens of another country, because they continually face job discrimination from both local and foreign employers, or from their own elitist government—the good jobs are given to those who were born or blessed with the “mathematical gene.”
Like millions of asylum seekers from developing countries and theocratic states, who fear discrimination for being gay or a woman in their country of origin, what are the chances that in a-not-too-distant future, math-anxious or mathematically challenged folks might also apply for mathematical asylum to live in some anti-multicultural or anti-woke societies?
by Numerati September 26, 2023
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Meme asylum

"I've seen hell"

'cc"you mean meme asylum?"
by DJ Mystic January 2, 2021
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Borderline Asylum

Wicked crazy awesome band originating from Iron River Michigan.
Dude, did you go to the Borderline Asylum show last night?
by rileycandrum December 18, 2008
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Insane Asylum

Formerly known as the old Mental Health Institutions of the bygone era, where patients were abused and experimented on (ie. lobotomy, electroconvulsive therapy, etc..)

Now the term “Insane Asylum” takes on a whole new meaning.

Its not a place to warehouse the crazies anymore. Its a place, where sane and rational people can seek Asylum from this crazy world and all the nut-jobs in it.
Hey, look, Theres too many crazy mental defectives in the world. I need to seek asylum in an insane asylum, that way I have asylum from the insane!
by st31n3r February 24, 2021
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Brighton asylum

Omg did you go to the Brighton asylum? It’s so cool
by uwubjsnsjen October 15, 2019
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Going asylum

Used/said when on this specific day you or a group of people go crazy or “asylum”.

Such as doing stuff like eating shit, smoking bible paper, or finding out why dog noses are wet.
Bro 1: *types on Instagram story* anyone going asylum today?

Bro 2: *replies* hell yeah! Let’s meet up and go fucking crazy!!
by bruhp02 September 8, 2022
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Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.
My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.
by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019
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