Airbus A380

A thicc ass plane. The thiccest in the world, with two decks of thicc ass. It's got 4 big ass engines, perfect to suck up the souls of your enemies with and the bodies in your backyard, ETHAN.

Aviator 1: "Yo dude that's a thicc ass plane out there on the tarmac"
Aviator 2: "Yeah, the Airbus A380. Two entire decks of cheek clappin'."
Aviator 1: "Nice."

by Airbus A420 April 22, 2019

Airbus A400M Atlas

When a Boeing C-17 and Lockheed C-130 had a baby.

The Airbus A400M Atlas is an interesting military aircraft.

by why are russian girls so cute August 7, 2025

Airbus A220

The Airbus A318 but better.

Airbus A318: who tf are u
Airbus A220: im you, but better.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 4, 2025

Apple = Airbus

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B8

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9

iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4

iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5

iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1

iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3

iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4

iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

Apple = Airbus

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 1, 2025

Airbus A340-300

The exact opposite of the Boeing 757-200.

The Airbus A340-300 is the exact opposite of the Boeing 757-200 in terms of thrust to weight ratio.

by why are russian girls so cute July 31, 2025

Airbus

Slang for at fat woman

Yoo, look at all the airbuses at the party

by Bigdickrandy2005 December 30, 2024

Airbus A318

The short bus you’d need if the special ed students were going on a trip abroad. The A318 is the shortest of the airbus A320 family.

A school is planning a trip to Dubai, all the normal kids get to fly first class in the fancy A350 but the special ed kids are gonna be flying economy in a tiny 20 year old Airbus A318 which will have to stop midway to refuel.

by why are russian girls so cute July 19, 2025