teds

tits or boobs that are as big as human heads

Bob: "Damn dude jessica got some nice pair of teds."

James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."

by noochpam205 October 26, 2009

Teds

Abbreviations of Tooheys Extra Dry. One of the best beers for getting pissed on as a teenager/any age

Person A: Oi man I just us a carton of teds
Person B: Fucking well done man

by ShaunB92 January 9, 2009

Ted

A person who kills a joke by stating something obvious. Derivative of the scene from Family Guy where Ted Turner says 'Like a bisexual'.

Guy 1: And she called me Brendan!
Guy 2: Haha that's funny!
Guy 3: It's funny, because your name is Brian!
Guy 1 & 2: Thanks Ted.

by TotallyAwesomeIndividual October 4, 2009

Ted

extremely awesome, a really cool kid, is definetly not gay, probably has lots of friends, and all the chicks like him

Ted is really pimpalicious

by ted the greatest February 21, 2009

Ted

A giant shit that's been brewing in your bowls all day long.

"I have to go take a giant Ted Teddy."

by Soapbox69 May 13, 2010

Ted

A synonym for hug. Originally from the Skype bear emoji who gives a hug and was named after the talking and walking teddy bear from the movie Ted.

Can be replaced in a text by any bear emoji

"Ted me"

"Give me a Ted"

by Speckonadeck August 25, 2019

Ted

The name you call a man when you don't know his name, nor do you have any interest in getting to know his actual name.

Can be used for a casual acquaintance, a hookup, one night stand, or even an uninteresting guy buying you a drink.

You: "Hi my name is Brian."

Me: "Nice to meet you, Ted."

Or in the ladies bathroom -

Me: I'm talking to a Ted out there. I need someone to save me.

by Roxma May 25, 2010