Taser Crazy

When you are having sex and your partner is being less than energetic in bed, so you taser their ass and let them start doing most of the work.

"Hey Nicole how was sex last night?"

" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."

by Moneyshotman February 10, 2010

Taser man

A police man or woman, guards and any egotistical maniac with a taser gun and a badge.

The taser man stopped me to give me a ticket and tased me instead.

by Andybcrazy January 6, 2009

Taser Drunk

When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.

After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.

Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.

by The MFN T.O.D March 26, 2009

Taser Happy

Cops who like to use there taser for any little offense.

Yo bro don't say a word to officer Rodriguez he's a taser happy asshole who's just looking for an excuse to tase someone.

by GovernorBlevinsKY December 22, 2020

Taser heart attack

Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health.

John had a taser heart attack.

by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010

taser shots

Taking a shot of alcohol while getting tasered in any part of the body.

I was so fucked up last night at the party, I started taking taser shots.

by Shane Haught January 19, 2009

taser shot

Drinking a shot before getting tasered.

Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.

by ChaoticHavok January 30, 2009