Talkasm

To either orgasm while talking or to talk while orgasming. Simples

"Hey I wonder when the pizza man gets heruuunnnggggguuhhhhhhhhhh..." "I just had a talkasm"

or

"uuuggnnnnnnoohmygodthisisamazingahhhhhhhyeeeeaaaaahhh" "What a talkasm"

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 19, 2012

Talkward

When someone starts up a awkward conversation out of no where

Mom: Let's talk about the birds & the Bess
Stranger: I don't even know you, get away from me with this Talkward conversation

by Amidgey February 8, 2015

talkathon

When management and a group engineers get together and end up talking all day and not accomplish anything.

Gary was mentally exhausted after the 6 hour talkathon about the new project.

by johnpipi March 16, 2016

Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.

While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.

by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019

Talkabouter

Someone who talks about but never does what they say they will.

Nah, don't even listen to Jimmy, he is a talkabouter. He told me he could give me $5 but never did.

by FLOHIO March 22, 2020

talkaround

In software programming, it's a particular type of workaround where a client calls you about a bug, and instead of fixing it, you convince the client that the bug is actually a feature.

Client: Hey, if I click this button the program crashes!

Programmer: Oh yeah, it's actually designed that way, it's a very useful feature. Let me explain...

2 hours of gibberish and incomprehensible technical jargon later...

Programmer: ...so as you see it's perfectly correct that the program behaves this way.

Client: Err... Ok. Thanks for the explanation.

Programmer: You're welcome! If you have any other questions about our product's features, feel free to ask!

Later

Project manager: Hey, how did you convince the client not to open an issue for that bug?

Programmer: Oh, it was easy, I gave him the standard talkaround.

by work was invented by a jerk July 10, 2021

Talkative Tammy

Damnit, Brandon you’re damn chatter box/more like a talkative Tammy, on about your FPR type, damn plane fuel mf.

Brandon: chattering on and on like talkative Tammy

Me and my mom *wheezing our ass off*

by Elliekmb January 24, 2022