Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022