A swimmer, the sexiest humankind ever to exist. The defined, sharp abs and the bulky arms, combined with the biggest shoulders imaginable. Swimmers are great
people as well. A real team never talks behind each others backs, and
will always support each other. You can tell there's this kind of personality regarding an individual swimmer you meet at school too.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we
will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our
friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy
homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you
will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird
will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some
random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00
tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
