Saxification

The act of transforming into a saxophone. Some people might say it blows, but it really isn’t a lot of treble. An added bonus is that you can fuck any girl you want, since you are super saxy. The ability comes with the side effect of being treated like shit, no matter what.

Yeah. I actually have the ability of Saxification.

Girl:*moans* Yes daddy

by Mr.Funell November 7, 2023

Shayification

The unnecessary emphasis on sports in a school curriculum, especially at a school not known for sports.

I need to go to my mandated sports session. This is a result of shayification

by BobertVonSchtiltskins March 5, 2024

SaaSification

The unholy ritual where a perfectly fine one-time purchase software gets sacrificed to the subscription gods, forcing companies to pay monthly for what used to be theirs forever. Symptoms include sudden charges, constant "Pro Version" pop-ups, and an existential crisis over whether you really need another $9.99/mo service to rotate PDFs.

The in-house solution was working perfectly, so naturally the managers opted for SaaSification of the program

by wordgodlyness March 6, 2025