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Sloppy Susan

A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.
Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.

Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!
by juicysuze September 25, 2018
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Susanna

Susanna
A Susanna is a perfect definition of what a woman should be. Susannas usually have blonde or light colored hair, either dyed or natural. Susannas usually have amazing personalities and are very sensitive to other peoples feelings. Also their great taste in music makes them highly desirable women. If you date a Susanna, consider yourself lucky, because you might not get the honor again.
Wow Susanna is so pretty.

Dang, I wish my hair was as luscious as Susannas.
by Billabongsurfer April 9, 2013
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Suzanna

A light beam in a dark night and a darkness within sunshine, rose petals falling into a rapidly shifting sea, honey colored eyes shining in the moonlight, a soft gentle storm, a kind wrath, a sweet death
Oh man i feel such a /suzanna/ vibe
by Tara Killian Lincoln November 26, 2019
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Suzanne Webb

A drunk, old indian who lives in a shack in Port au Port. She had her face beat in by a deaf mute, because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
What's that thing staggering across the road?

Don't worry, it's just Suzanne Webb.
by ardvark77 October 30, 2009
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Susan B. Anthony Middle School

The most homophobic, crazy, and mentally deficient school in Minneapolis, mostly White kids acting hood to try and get black cards from their African American friends. Full of short and crazy girls. You can expect three fights a week.
All in all, a shitty, yet fucking amazing school.
“What school do you go to?”
“Susan B. Anthony Middle School
“Awww hell nah, you one of those crazy bitches
by The 8th grader October 20, 2019
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Suzanna

Suzanna means lily in Hebrew. As beautiful as a lily is, Suzanna's are just as wonderous. Suzannas are usually very intelligent, but usually hide it behind acting goofy or dumb. Most Suzannas have lots of pain and suffering in their lives, but they never allow it to interfere with friendships. Suzannas are compassionate and cannot bear to see and innocent person suffering. They will sacrifice everything for someone else, but hardly ever accept or ask for help. Suzannas can be powerful leaders if they are allowed a safe environment to progress, but also can be extremely destructive if left to their own devices while Angry. They may let their emotions take over. Always keep a Suzanna by your side. Cherish her and never let her go, she is a huge asset.
"Suzanna is such a beautiful person."
by 9692907 March 18, 2022
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Flailing Susan

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009
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