sumeet

1.a. a poser
b. someone who tries to pose

2. someone under the illusion, that they are cool

3. someone quite blatantly "under the thumb"

stop being such a sumeet and take off those sunglasses

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

sumee

extremely hot; usually possessing magical powers

Damn! That sumee chick just took off on her broomstick again!

by M'Shnequwa March 29, 2005

somejerk

a guy who can't spell

whole, porches

by Assey April 1, 2003

sumeetitis

when you cant f*cking type right like sumeet

hwo are yuo?

ew you have sumeetitis

by wankerlailllama December 29, 2009

to do a sumeett/sanjiv

to be a 50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.

Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being fat, having annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock

i smell a nigger, nigger stain, nigger book
to do a sumeett/sanjiv is to suck cock

by penis butt September 14, 2008

Smejehbe

When someone tucks their dick to far and it rips off

When I smejehbe it's mostly when my step mom walks in on me and my step sister fuckingn

by Smejehbe February 27, 2017

Sumejja

sumejja is the sweetest girl ever,everyone wants to be like her and look like her she is friendly but mean sometimes,also she doesn’t have time for her friends maybe she does but sometimes...She is smart but doesn’t like to show how smart she is so she does stupid things to make people think she is dumb(but she is smart like i told you)

i love you Sumejja

sumejja is the sweetest girl ever,everyone wants to be like her and look like her she is friendly but mean sometimes,also she doesn’t have time for her friends maybe she does but sometimes...She is smart but doesn’t like to show how smart she is so she does stupid things to make people think she is dumb(but she is smart like i told you)

i love you Sumejja

by sumejja November 21, 2021