suckster

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."

OR

any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008

SUCKITUDINAL

Synonym of sucky but sounds cooler by far.

Monica pooped in the house again, that's suckitudinal.

by Kristymcj August 17, 2006

Sunkist

The best drink ever, If you don't drink it, It will take you to a dark place...

Guy:"hey... what happend to your eye"
me:"oh... nothing... I just... feel while I was reading..."
guy:".. did sunkist do this to you!?!"
me:"shut up!... He can hear you..."
guy:"daniel...."
me:"Iv... Iv got to go..."

(2 days later)
*phone rings*
me:"hello"
Guy:"daniel... where have you been?"
Me:"home"
Guy:"Is sunkist around?"
Me"yes"
Guy:"are you scared?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Did you beat you?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Are you oka.."
me:"No.. Please! Stop! AHH!"

by sorrow&fear November 19, 2006

suckish

A bad feeling. suck

What I did makes me feel suckish.

by Francine Farrar November 24, 2004

sunkist orange

A man who has had a vasectomy.

Yeah, I'm a sunkist orange - all juice and no seeds!

by riznizbiz November 8, 2008

Sackist

A word to describe someone very homosexual that often talks about sexy guys.

Person 1- That guy is so hot.
Person 2- Stop being a sackist.

by sackmen3000 January 22, 2010

suckitudinous

The quality of being bad, unpleasant, unlikable, and otherwise sucky in a pedantic, majestic way. Related to suckitude and other words derived from suck.

Our English professor is forcing us to read suckitudinous, Pulitzer prize-winning crap this semester.

by Stephanie M. November 1, 2003