when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
by Nipplecardboard February 02, 2008
When two cars meet at a stop sign containing ex's and their partners commonly referred to as a stop-sign incident}\.
by Draculaparty7530 March 18, 2011
by GlucoseWizard May 30, 2020
When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
by killersbytrade April 03, 2009
1. A female that has skinny body and big head, often used as a derogatory term
3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind
4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis
3. A female that looks like Beetlejuice in reality but believes she looks like Rihanna or Beyonce in own mind
4. A nasty dope whore that is down to 80 pounds and three teeth, but thinks in her own mind that she looks like Beyonce or Mila Kunis
(Woman)- "hey handsome, what's your name?
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!
(Kids look up to the woman)- Ahhhh!!!!
(Father of kids)- Get the fuck away us you nasty Stop-sign thot . You're scaring my kids. They looked up and thought Michael was trying to take them to never land!
by BigHawk 2813 January 04, 2019
when two vehicles approach a 4 way stop intersection simultaneously and both believe they have right away and continue to proceed, only to find they are both on a collision course, one driver eventually bails out and allows the other to pass, losing the game of stop sign chicken.
Yesterday I was cruising with my boy after a sales call when some Yo had the audacity to take me as some sort of chump and proceed through our intersection when much to his dismay I whooped that ass at a good ol fashion game of stop sign chicken putting him on notice that I don't back down.
by AXFX November 09, 2010
Taking someone into the nearest four way intersection, shoving a stop sign up their ass and using them to direct traffic.
by AmyDuponse April 17, 2010