in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

stitch that

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

by F A B Scott August 1, 2007

stitch

A little, blue alien often mistaken for a dog or koala. He has spines on his back, an extra pair of arms, and two antenae. Is fluffy. Often heard quoting "I'm okay, i'm fluffy"

Stitch is one fluffy muther fucker you don't want to mess with. Without him, disney channel wouldn't exist.

by 07pr12 October 25, 2010

stitch

a shinji kinnie.

person one: 'hey, is that stitch smith??? who are they?'
person two: 'they kin shinji ikari. stay far away from them.

by coolsmartprettygirl April 2, 2021

stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 9, 2006

Stitches

what snitches get

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.

by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018

stitch

awesome, cool, hip, trendy

Those boots she has on are stitch!

by dakotta December 19, 2004