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Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
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Dirty Stinson

This is when your brother trys to get kinky so you take it like the little bitch you are
Last night my brother tried a dirty Stinson on me
by Yourpajdisrotten July 2, 2021
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Jacob Thomas Stinson

Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)
by Hoochins October 23, 2018
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Stinsoning

Male Definition: Based off the character Barney Stinson from how i met your mother due to his ability to create the finest wingmen. Its the act when usually a man takes another younger man under his wing for a legend- wait for it -dary night that usually entails smoking cigars, cooking and eating steak, drinking beer, whiskey, scotch and other types of liquor, while the older man passes on advice and stories to the younger. It’s a night the younger man will never forget as he’s been Stinson’d and one day will Stinson a younger man repeating this cycle.

Examples in Fiction: Dazed and Confused, Mitch Kramer gets Stinson’d by David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughay), although this night doesn’t contain the cigars and steak the idea remains.

Examples in Life: when a senior in high school takes a underclassman under his wing and tells story’s.

Once Stinson’d the younger man will think of the older one as one of the most awesome and legendary people ever like many people think of Barney Stinson.
Friend 1: I just Stinson’d Josh last night we smoke a cigar, ate steak and drank beer I told him some crazy stories, he thinks I’m the shit now

Friend 2: Nice I’m Stinsoning a kid tonight it’s nice to have someone this your the coolest
by AP Charlie February 8, 2025
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Adrianna Stinson

A tiktoker with over 60k followers. Or, a charli knockoff. She’s 13 and is in 8th grade. Besides the fact that she’s MID af, Adrianna has lots of simps.

Many people in her comments ask: “Omg how are you thirteen 😍” Well i have an answer.
Makeup.
Have you seen Adrianna Stinson? She’s like totally growing on tiktok!
Yeah i’ve seen her. She’s lowkey kinda fine.
Hey, she’s only 13.
by mclovin3002 August 16, 2022
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Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?
by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019
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David Stinson

Looser kid that cries over food on the daily
Like david stinson aint pushing p, cus I took his food and he snitched
by DavidStinsonHater January 18, 2022
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