singlish

Singapore's English. A mixture of English with our local dialects.

skius: tellin' someone to give way. Short form of 'Excuse me'

by iamyourmother June 9, 2003

Singlish

Singaporean-accented English.
Basically, English used by a tiny Asian nation nobody knows until it sounds so Asian you don't understand it; even though the people there are much much smarter than you.

Derived from British, Chinese, Malay, Indonesian, Indian, and Arabic words amongst others.

Similar to Manglish in Malaysia.

- "lah" the most famous and common example. Randomly added before commas and periods for no apparent reason.
"ken you help me wit fix car, lah?"
"yah lah/no lah!"
"you wan go die lah?"
"why ken not get A prus prus in skool no lah?!"

- "leh" an informal way of saying 'please' or complaining
"gimme soy sauce leh"
"las night, I driving on PIE and dis lorry driver near crash me leh!"
"wai you say 6÷2(1+2) = 1 mah?? you so stupid leh"

- "lor" - from Cantonese, used to emphasize a point
"you not study, then you go die lor!!!"
" how come I ask you call me wai you not call me leh?!"

- "meh" used like a question mark
"really meh? you got fired from job?"

- "sia/siao" - used in expressing disapproval, siao = more crude, 'crazy'
"dat lady look at me so crazy sia"
"waah! you get new toyota sia!"
"siao lah! you go and die you kena sai!"

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- "izzit" from 'is it', but slurred
"dis disc, play well izzit?"

- "got" used as a questionable demand
"I ask you to get me the stuff; got or not lah?"
"why you got chewing gum! chewing gum ban in singapore!"
"50% off!? WHERE GOT!!?"?

-"can" asking whether one is able to do something
"yah, I fix by tomorrow, can, can!"

- "-ed" allows any word to be made into a verb in Singlish
"the cat dieded when hit by car"
" wah, las night he try kis da girl, I saw him get smacked-ed!" (pronounced smackd-id)
"he orredy writed da check! go bank cash now!"

by Shigeru Miyam0t0 June 24, 2011

Stinkshe

When your girlfriend eats too much Korean Barbecue Beef and be in the same room. She’s a stinkshe not a stinker.

Man she’s a real hottie but sometimes you take her to a nice dinner and come home and next thing you know, you got yourself a stinkshe.

by Trogalafor June 27, 2021

Stiglish

<adj> Ultra cool. Highly awesome. Uber.

My car is way stiglish.

by Justin Floor October 4, 2006

alabama stinkfist

fist a girl in the booty and then fist her in the vag

"I pulled an Alabama stinkfist on this chick the other night"

by kyle 77777777 July 4, 2008

stinkfist

The name of a Tool song.
NOT spelt with a fucking E.

random guy: "man I love Stinkfest"
me: *shun* "it's STINKFIST dick-rub!"

by numbereft December 29, 2006

Stinkshotgun

Stinkshotgun is an expression used in the homosexual community to describe the sadomasochistic fetish of anal penetration with firearms. The act involves forcing a shotgun up a partners anus whilst receiving fellatio from the partner. Experienced lovers often use loaded shotguns for the added risk element. The Remmington Model 870 and the Mossberg 500 are very popular shotguns to use.

Leon: Can you load the Mossberg for the Stinkshotgun tonight?

Keiran: What if it goes off?

Leon: The risk of it makes me horny

by KHardy September 10, 2012