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Status Grenade

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.
S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..
by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009
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hong status

1) someone that easily forgets things.

2) the status you give someone that is horrible at somehting physical. Mostly dance or running.
(can be heard at Jams)
1) Man, I forgot to bring the weed. Hong Status.

2) Isn't that the guy that is pro at breaking? Nope, Hong Status right there.
by Rimajeul April 8, 2009
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Status Aggressive

Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.
I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?
by Lauriefishes April 2, 2009
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Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.
An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night
by Flying Z March 1, 2011
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P status

Comes from the russian word Pohuy which means dont give a fuck. P status is short for pohuy status and is commonly used in Queens, NY.
I think my girl found out I did her best friend but I'm P status about it because it was worth it.
by Dr.Nucleus February 11, 2012
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Big dog status monday

A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday
Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition
by Big man in da mornin May 12, 2021
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burger status

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.
Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.
by Vento December 26, 2008
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