An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!
by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010
Get the Starbucks Steve mug.The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shuffle mug.People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.
Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!
Person 2: For what?
Starbucks savant: Uh...
Person 2: You are such an idiot.
Person 2: For what?
Starbucks savant: Uh...
Person 2: You are such an idiot.
by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011
Get the Starbucks savant mug.Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.
"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"
by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013
Get the starbucks sally mug.A slutty white girl. If you don't get it look up Starbucks history of logos, you see the siren with her legs/tails wide open welcoming anyone to some sexy time. (Starbucks is the sterotypical white girl representation)
by UKnowDisShiet May 12, 2016
Get the Starbucks Siren mug.A basic bitch that orders a pumpkin spice latte but is later informed that it’s out of season and starts cursing at the barista.
Karen ordered a pumpkin spice latte in which they did not have so Karen turned into a Starbucks Screamer.
by iGotSnipedInTheFace April 12, 2021
Get the Starbucks Screamer mug.White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!
Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!
by WTF2023 June 19, 2023
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