Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.

"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"

by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007

stanley steamer

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.

"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"

by Jack P Davis April 8, 2008

stanley stinker

A loud "toot" or farting noise that can clear a room in the blink of an eye

I feel a Stanley Stinker cooking

by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016

Stanley Steamer 2.0

When a revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning dump is eradicated from the body of a male of greater than or equal to 74 inches tall while a female is taking a hot and steamy shower. This must occur while in Stanley Idaho and in a bathroom without ventilation.

Dana just Stanley Steamer 2.0'd Emily... I hope she can come out of this one alive.

by concerned_frind_of_emily December 6, 2018

Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.

She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.

by Hgswells November 19, 2019

Stanley Stupid

1.A great nickname for someone who is utterly stupid as a box of hammers.

2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law

1.Great..... Stanley Stupid is at it again.... get it together man!!!!! You've done this job for almost a year now...

2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.

by Willie shaverpus February 25, 2023

Stanley Steamer

Stanley Steamers may be performed when you are at a friend's house to visit (eg. for a LAN party, etc.) but he's being a *very* shitty host, so you proceed to pull your pants and underwear down and rub your bare, nasty ass on one, very concentrated spot of his bedroom carpet. If he's being a particularly flagrant ass hole, proceeding to the rubbings of his bed sheets, pillow cases, and/or other miscellaneous personal belongings may ensue.

Kurt was completely ignoring all of his guests, so Chad proceeded to giving his carpet a thorough Stanley Steamer, though this wouldn't be the first time...

by sso33 December 22, 2008