Squinge

To squinge is the act of flaring ones nostrils in a malicious and/or offensive manner. It can be utilized as an act of self-defense or to aid in the entertainment of others. Sometimes, the squinging is involuntary and unable to control. In extreme cases of squinging, the subject can lose all self-control of their nostrils and will even exhibit symptoms of squinging while they sleep.

After an extremely strenuous squinging session, Glen found that his nostrils had locked permanently in the squinge position.

by Dr. Von Chang June 15, 2008

squong

A very lit ass piece of glassware. The bong used by your squad/clique.

Let me hit that squong baby. ITS LIT NICC.

by Grease Rocket March 1, 2017

Squoger

A squoger is a mutated squirel that attacks helpless people while taking dumps in the woods.

I got my ass bitten by a squoger while shitting in the woods.

by Kater-Tater-Tot March 24, 2009

squooge

The little squishy ball attached to the top of some knit hats.

"It's cold outside. Make sure you wear the hat with the squooge on top."

by JaekFilips December 29, 2009

squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

by Jay April 5, 2005

squodge

(adjective) ultra-soft, almost gooey

squodge bread, ultra-soft bread that gums up as you eat it

by Tom Yates January 18, 2008

squooger

A coffee press: Bodum or similar.

The coffee at work blows. I brought my squooger so I can make my own.

by bikeclimbsail August 19, 2007