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squirrely squirrelison

The name of a male squirrel.
"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008
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Squirrely Kid

Someone you know only by association, NOT BY CHOICE, that exhibits squirrely behavior. Heavy breathing, constant sweating, nervous twitching, shy in most social situations.
Someone who can't say no because they will sacrifice anything for acceptance.
I'm not going to buy a book this semester, I've got a squirrely kid next to me, I'll use his.

Don't you feel bad manipulating him? Nah, he's a squirrely kid.

Eugene, from Hey Arnold
by Paddy Mack February 7, 2010
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squirrely fart nut

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.
oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut
by barble ginglhof February 17, 2017
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gettin' squirrely up in here

A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.
JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!
by Fireball BD March 23, 2012
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squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
by Cocknocks July 13, 2022
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Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet
I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.
by KtwotheY October 27, 2017
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