Squidding

When one metaphorically inks the water of an argument when they feel cornered or beat then swims away in retreat.

"Stop squidding LaFupa and have some conviction with what you say."

by Tristen June 21, 2014

Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.

I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!

by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011

Squiddick

When your dick is weirdly shaped a probably moist

He's cute but he has a squiddick

by Moistrollingpin February 21, 2019

Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019

Shmiddium

Similar to the words 'Shlong', or 'Shlort' but suggesting a persons 'Shmiddium' is in fact, Medium.

Hey so how was it last night with Tyler? I heard he's got a Shlong.

Meh more like a Shmiddium.

by Reid C February 19, 2021

Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024