squash

A steaming turd that has a fairly soft yet firm texture.

Jimmy took a nice hot squash in the shower.

by Jaytard June 18, 2008

squash

used in medical circles to denote brain;

drunk eagles' fan got into a fight with a patriots' fan after the game and injured his squash; he has a poor prognosis.

by harman February 4, 2005

Squash

The noise a used condom makes when you step on it.

Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.

by xxXcockgobbler235Xxx January 22, 2017

Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.

That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.

by DAKKY March 27, 2017

Squash

A slang word for a homosexual date between two or more male occupants..

Today Shandy & Cade decided to go for a squash after work.. They chose to go to the movies to share interests and form a homosexual connection..

by UrbanArticulate June 9, 2018

Squash

Absolutely fucking awesome, tuff, legendary, cool asf

Ayo Brian these new emotes on fortnite are squash asf!!

by DaT_zEe_KiD June 25, 2018

Squash

Word to replace the word cunt

That girl is a fucking squash

by Cammycleoreggie October 27, 2018