butt squank

adj. Usually a sweaty smear or ass print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. Used as an insult. Also squank, squanky,squanked. May be spelled skwank.

1. Nervous, Jim left an enourmous butt squank on Trisha's new velvet chair.

2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.

3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.

by regensraincoat June 24, 2006

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squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007

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squank arse

Squank arse. A absoluty disgusting whore who enjoys sex with animals and gives blumkins at children fares for money, you can usually pick out a squank from a mile away due to the reeking smell of fish and and rotten dog shit.

Oh man, i can smell a squank arse, or is that a fish shop?

by Thesnowbank December 7, 2014

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Squanke

Squanke- Buttocks feels very squeaky and dank after bad fast food.

That Taco Bell last night made my booty feel very Squanke!

by dmn62 August 24, 2017

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Squank

Referring to a young man who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled and tends to waddle like a penguin. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life. A "Squank" also typically follows the beliefs of his or her or zhe or zher God, Donald J. Trump, and verbally obliterates all Left-leaning disabled members of society who stand in his way, or "F*cking Libtards" in his words.

Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees. Jeez, there's another one making Jimmy cry for genuinely believing Socialism will work in the USA.

by Swedish_Born March 24, 2019

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