spyder 1

The Singer for the Spectacular band Powerman 5000. Brother of Rob Zombie. Has One of the greatest voices ever to slap the face of the Earth.

"Spyder 1 is crazy mad."

by exi July 9, 2005

SpyderMan

A pig-faced, bottom feeding, virginal geek who sets himself up for verbal assrape repeatedly through both idiocy and blind love of Spider-Man. See also word4um kiddie/word

SpyderMan will let any man sling his web all over his snout.

by KirkAngel April 8, 2003

Spyder

A surf shop at the north end of hermosa beach, on PCH.

"ahh shit, Spyder is gonna win the South Bay surf shop showdown again, damn."

by Osbrosis Jones January 26, 2007

Spyder Lumps

A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.

When the doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.

by spyder lumps November 22, 2011

Funnel Web Spyder

When your mate does a handstand and, with the assistance of a funnel, you pour their drink in their arsehole. Finish with a scoop of ice cream.

Dude, did you see the Funnel Web Spyder Steve gave Gavin at TGI’s on the weekend?

by MargotThrobbie June 27, 2020

Spyder

Also known as Aaron, The greatest thing known to man. (God) ((God of Gods))

I am Spyder, I am God, bow before me or feel my wrath

by AaronA.K.A.Spyder January 22, 2003

SpyderMan

One of the most beautiful and natural oompa loompas to ever post in BAMF.

I'm an oompa loompa, but damn I wanna be like SpyderMan.

by sascrotch April 9, 2003