sprunting

To do this practice you need 3 people total. 2 live, and 1 dead. The dead person has to be female. The 2 others can be male or female. Either way, it goes like this:

The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.

Dude, let's go sprunting tonight. There is the hottest dead chick buried in Camel City.

by explosions in the sky October 12, 2004

skunging

To shop at Asda for all life necessities such as clothes, shoes or food. Skung is someone who only shops at Asda where as skungers are Asda workers

I heard your family is full of skungs
My dad is a skunger
So your family are skunging?

by Dadio is good December 20, 2019

Skrunting

when a male and female are having bum sex and the man pulls out to swap to the vagina but 'accidentaly' he misses and sends his jism up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male 'accidentaly' head butts her in the back of the head.

Male. "sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident"

Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"

by Rolphy March 5, 2009

Sponging

Hitting the waves on your boogie board. Started by Native Americans in 1324 on the lakes of Antarctica.

Dude, the waves are like 3-4s, lets go sponging.

by Moreyryder'77 June 10, 2011

Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

scruntington

An utter twat, usually going out with an attractive girl

Shes going out with Scruntington

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

Sponging off the Raise

Living at home and taking money and food from your
parents or those that raised you.

"What are you going to do this summmer?"
"Me, not much, just sponging off the raise."

by yo yo nursed February 9, 2006