Leomard Sportsinterviews

A crazy man who has hair that looks like a sea urchin and wears a shabby cardigan, author of This book is better than getting to first, second, and quite possibly third base and Everyone is different. He is a character on www.homestarrunner.com.

Review for Lem's book: This book is up to date on all the current events, such as "my favorite pen stopped working just now" and "hey there's a dead fish im my hand, how did it get here."

by Solstice November 18, 2003

double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

by joff leff December 28, 2011

sportsman double

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

by a-jizzy October 18, 2007

Billy Bob Sportin

When white trash thinks he/she has something nice, when its really a piece of junk.

Look at Joe over there billy bob sportin in his 1992 Camaro

by JNeuge February 26, 2017

Sportin'

To be stylin'. Something that is: "cool, chill, hott, tight."

Also means that you're rockin' something, or wearing something to the utmost.

This party is mad sportin'.

That outfit is sportin'.

I'm sportin' the black bandana, so you can't! Take it off!

by chelsea frank November 28, 2006

Sporting Toe

When a chick has a camel toe.

Damn, Merissa was sporting toe today. What a whore!

by Dushon Mandicks May 20, 2008