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spooler

a male whos genitailia cannot produce white stuff that smells
that guys a spooler he couldnt come when his girlfriend gave him head
by Frenzal October 11, 2005
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I called JP a spooger when he came in bobby's ass.
by ted brantford May 13, 2005
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Special Delivery Spooger

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
by ittybittytatasd June 18, 2011
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Spooger

v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness
Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!
by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008
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Spoogle

Like a doona that you can wear, some people can wear them out of the house.. Not recommended. Its got funny ads on TV.
It's so cold! I'll just pop my spoogle on.
by Holz+Leash. June 12, 2009
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Spooger

when a guy cums on a girl's face and it goes up her nose; effectively creating spooge boogers. Or boogers made of spooge.
My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.
by sillygrrl May 22, 2011
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Snoogler

Is an innovative and useful product made for sale through retail and promotional product distributors. Snoogler is and insulated neoprene product for standard ice creampints. The product allows the user to attain a better grip on an ice cream pint without getting hands cold. It also acts as a coaster, protecting furniture from condensation.
Use the Snoogler to enjoy your favorite pint of ice cream in comfort.
by Snoogler, Inc. February 10, 2008
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