bicycle spokes

The lines around the anus that form the asshole.

Josh likes to try and catch a peak at Lauren's bicycle spokes while he's railing her from behind.

by Spconnol October 2, 2014

White Shoes

YouTuber Flossy Carter's cat who is also named Xerxes. Being referred as white shoes because she has white paws. Xerxes likes to pop up and mostly the focus of the video.

Shout out to white shoes, back in the building

by OffensiveJuggernaut January 4, 2019

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.

Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019

shoes on booze on

A rule for life: if people are going out drinking and you are wearing shoes you have to go with them. Invented by Nic Simpkin.

"We're going to the pub, you coming "
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"

by NSizzle November 16, 2015

piss shoes

Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.

Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.

by scumslug October 18, 2009

Mr. Cool Shoes

a person who is soooo exceptionally "cool" that they deem the title Mr. Cool Shoes. footwear has no actual significance to the title, recognition is based solely on "coolness"

Guy1: "god savannah head is so fucking cool"
Guy2: "fuck yea dude, i wish i was her"
Guy1: "shes like a fucking Mr. Cool shoes or something"
Guy2: "i fucking know right?"

by driscollicious November 17, 2010

Shoes for cruise

A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.

Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...

by AK1117 February 11, 2013