Peach Splitter

A sextoy made by SplitPeaches.com

Split your peach with a SplitPeaches.com Peach Splitter!!

by SplitPeaches.com March 15, 2009

Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”

Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.

by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021

shit splitter

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 10, 2009

Bitch Splitter

Another name for a penis.

That girl rode my bitch splitter until my balls turned purple!

by stanielle May 3, 2006

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

Lump Splitter

A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.

"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"

by TheBritishAmbassador March 26, 2013