Splat-by

When someone disrespects you on the road, so you cum in a napkin and throw it at their windshield.

He cut me off so I gave him a splat-by.

by JellySplat October 28, 2021

Splatting

Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.

Lets go splatting on that dudes car!

by a guy that loves to party May 24, 2011

splatting

When you puke so hard that walls surrounding you become covered in sick.

Oh man, I drank so much last night I actually started splatting.

by donttouchmeok June 22, 2009

splat

Used in place of the @ symbol so web spiders dont catch your email address. Any spelling of your email is helpful in this matter. Basically, youre ridding yourself (not totally, of course) of spam and junk emails.

"My email is ______SPLATgmail.com"
OR
"Reply at ______(SPLAT)hotmaildotcom"

by A. Ragman May 10, 2005

splat

1. squirting orgasm

2. another word for REALLY hot

1. she splatted

2. he is so splat

by ermmmmmm May 20, 2007

splat

Similar to the term "shart" except contents consist of more gas and garbage than bowel, in a spray form.

Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.

Get out of my way I have to splat!

Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!

Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!

I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!

I wake up to splaaaaaat!

If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!

by BDE specialist April 07, 2014

splat

when a fat person falls you will here a splat.

bernard(fat man) fell of the roof and made a splat sound

by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 02, 2003