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semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
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Specialist Evaguation

When you go to a Specialist to be diagnosed with disabilities, or a terminal illness to be rewarded with advantages that come with the previously stated; Such as, weed, scholarship monies, pain killers, sympathy from hot women, winning the special Olympics, etc. etc. etc.

In order to receive these benefits, you must be evaguated with the doctors vag, if you preform well enough you will be rewarded with your disability/illness.
Guy goes to a Psychiatrist to get evaguated to prove he's dyslexic. The guy proceeds to be evaguated by the female doctor, whom in turn gives him a proof he's dyslexic and is awarded scholarship money, and help through out his college days.

Guy goes to a Brain-O-Cologist to see if he has brain cancer, he gets evaguated and then get's medical weed from doctor!

Specialist Evaguation
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behavioral specialist

A member of your treatment team that has the job dedicated to giving you exposures that make you anxious. Sometimes referred to as a BS. They also give you a ban book to track behaviors but most patients just fill in random numbers.
My behavioral specialist gave me a new exposure but it causes my anxiety to get to a 6 out of 7.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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cunt specialist

A person who concentrates and is highly skilled in dealing with total cunts.
Susan: I’m tired of dealing with Alice’s bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.
by 007dragon August 23, 2023
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Payload Specialist

Somebody who is unusually good at unexpected butt sex.
Jesus Christ! That was the best anal I've ever had. You're a payload specialist.
by Marmleds February 1, 2015
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midnight specialists

Someone who has perfected the art of one night stands.
I wounder if the midnight specialists will call me?
by Guy your mother warn you about December 13, 2010
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call a specialist

prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!

roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!

he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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