Smaste

When you're so high that smells and tastes unite to form one greater, stronger sense: smaste.

High Person 1: Dude, do you smaste that?
High Person 2:Yeah dude, it smastes great.

by JumboJimbo January 31, 2017

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

Shastry

really cool Indian last name, they were priests and educated upper class in older times; a Shastry is hard to find, seeing as it's not really a popular name.

Dude 1: Wow, those kids are so cool!
Dude 2: Well yeah, they're Shastrys.

by esspee May 31, 2009

Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007

skasteez

skasteez. (™) adj. ( used with a skateboard ) Def. To do the act of skateboarding with utmost steez, in which you skate with originality and style, unlike any other can match your superior level of steez. Bay Area skateboarding slang.

Dude ! you got skasteez... that trick was dope.

by tangakidd December 20, 2007

Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

by James Buckley August 26, 2007

shastrix

a : a state of utter confusion, a farcical situation.
b : a confused mass or mixture.
c : the property of occurring in a hilarious or ironic fashion

- sha•st•rix / 'shä-"str-ik-'s / noun
OMG look at that shastrix of mutated cyber goats attacking the children.

- sha•st•ri•cal /'shä-"stri-k&l / adjective
PERSON A: Why don’t we run naked through those thistles…
PERSON B: You can’t be serious… that would be shastrical.

- sha•st•ri•cal•ly /'shä-"stri-k(&-)lE / adverb
Sadly Timmy was shastrically mauled by a disgruntled llama yesterday…

by Yridium January 16, 2005