spankin slime

lubricant used for masturbation i.e. "jerking off" or "spankin it" also known as motion lotion

Oooh, a new porno in the mail...fuck, where did i put my spankin slime?

by Chaos Spawn March 17, 2010

Spankin' it

When you have not popped your cherry and your fishing from the park.

Stu-Harrison have you popped your cherry?
Harrison-no
Stu-Harrison your spankin' it!

by James Bohn April 29, 2011

spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

by PROakes November 21, 2015

Spankin' it

Masturbating. Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' it.

I don't know why people have to 'beat around the bush' when defining this word. Spankin' it is masturbating.

by Tman227 October 8, 2016

spankin shankin

When you spank someone with a knife.

You gonna get a spankin shankin if you don't shut yo mouth fool!

by Spankin shankin January 11, 2017

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

brand spankin'

Shortened from "Brand Spankin' New"
Simply put, it's removing the word new.

Term used when something is new, or brand spankin' new.

"Nice kicks man"
"Thanks, they're brand spankin'"

by Thup? April 2, 2008